Same old farts… To report the news we see fit and to give you the insights we want you to have. Plus Girls, lots and lots of girls.

It will be our job and our news teams job to give you the latest updates from the front lines, once a day. about the goings on at Troma. Not that you can’t see it all from our many Facebooks and Twitters, but we will dig deep into the stained, smelly sometimes sticky couch cushion of Troma and come up with the two cents you need to make it through the day.

The Troma Team may not like being under the public microscope, but we know you want every steamy detail, every sultry picture, and every measurement of a tromette.

But bare with us as we bare all, sometimes the news is not really exciting, fun or even news at all. You may not care that Lloyd has his old socks under his desk. You may not care that every office chair in Troma is broken and thus we all sit with our chins at desk level. Our maybe you do. We don’t care we will report it to you anyway.

So come join us on our journey through the back alley of Tromaville, you may get wet, you may get dirty, but as long as you read these pages you will paying attention to us, which is all we really want anyway.

-Editor and Chief